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'Tis the season

Postby Enzo » Fri May 27, 2016 1:10 am

So today the wife and I took off down M36 for a drive to adventure. We went to the next town over, Dansville, and had lunch at the Wooden Nickle bar. Small town, it is a regular neighborhood bar. The bar maid came over to our table, and asked how were were. Or usual response is wring says "ducky", and I say "peachy", and then we bat ducky and peachy back and forth a few times as if arguing. In fact over at Mike's in Dimondale, they call us Ducky and Peachy.

The bar maid said, "you can be anything you want." So I said, "I want to be president." She told me I'd be a better choice than the ones we have now. Some lady at the next table over said she'd vote for me. Wow, my campaign is just starting and I already have followers.
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Re: 'Tis the season

Postby Lance » Fri May 27, 2016 3:30 am

You've got my vote!
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Re: 'Tis the season

Postby Enzo » Sat May 28, 2016 2:42 am

You can be my veep.
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Re: 'Tis the season

Postby Lance » Sat May 28, 2016 4:03 am

:clapper:
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Re: 'Tis the season

Postby wring » Mon Jun 06, 2016 2:59 am

I aim higher - when I teach my classes out at the county jail and comment about how things are vs. how they "should" be, I always tell them "until I'm queen of the world, that's how it is, so remember to vote for me for queen of the world when it comes up"
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