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Burglars about, I think.

Postby Lianachan » Thu Mar 16, 2017 4:00 pm

This entire shelf of own-brand cereals sounds like an old English army Major, trying to find a euphemism for gay men.

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Re: Burglars about, I think.

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Mar 16, 2017 4:09 pm

Coffee just came out my nose and now people are looking at me!
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Re: Burglars about, I think.

Postby Lianachan » Thu Mar 16, 2017 4:20 pm

Sorry about that. It's not my joke, I stumbled across it but can't recall where.

ETA I must claim full credit for the thread title, though, with which I am pleased!
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Postby g-one » Thu Mar 16, 2017 4:30 pm

Are those all for real? We don't have them here.
Reminds me of finding out those things between the bunks on ship were called 'buggery boxes'.
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Re: Burglars about, I think.

Postby Lianachan » Thu Mar 16, 2017 4:35 pm

Yup, they're real. Some of their other products would also fit nicely into the joke.
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Postby Arneb » Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:07 pm

My daughter is sitting on my lap wonering what daddy is giggling about in that strangely uncontrollable way.
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Re: Burglars about, I think.

Postby Lance » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:44 pm

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Re: Burglars about, I think.

Postby Arneb » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:16 am

And best of all, I MOVED it. Fuck yeah! :glp-adminpower:
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Re: Burglars about, I think.

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:14 pm

Goddam it Arneb, you're turning into PetersBach.
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Re: Burglars about, I think.

Postby Arneb » Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:40 pm

I am. It's total fun. May I ban you?
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Re: Burglars about, I think.

Postby Lance » Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:04 pm

Warn him first, then ban him temporarily. What's his offense? Being a Scot maybe?
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Re: Burglars about, I think.

Postby Lianachan » Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:11 pm

Maybe he's a "tootie fruity" or a "scooter".
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Postby Arneb » Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:23 pm

Political posting. And ATM astronomy, like saying the Earth doesn't go around the U.S.
I'll think of something.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Mar 17, 2017 8:35 pm

Sock puppetry.

It's a stretch, but I think it'll fit in this thread.
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Re: Burglars about, I think.

Postby Lance » Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:20 pm

Arneb wrote:like saying the Earth doesn't go around the U.S.

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Re: Burglars about, I think.

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:07 pm

I am a Frosted Mini Spooner.
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Re: Burglars about, I think.

Postby Lianachan » Wed Jul 04, 2018 10:04 am

Just rediscovered this while browsing, and am now being looked at in the office.
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Re: Burglars about, I think.

Postby Enzo » Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:13 pm

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