What, you expected some play on words? Talking about speech accents.
Here in the USA we have tons of them. I hear them easily. Texas doesn't sound like Tennessee, which doesn;t sound like Virginia. Michigan sounds different from Minnesota. Eastern accents vary from North Carolina, which is different from Baltimore, different from Philadelphia, unlike New York. Boston, Maine, Vermont all sound different. I heard a guy talking here in Michigan once, walked up to him and said, "Baltimore, right?" Blew his mind, I was right.
I suspect a lot of this nuance is lost on foreigners. I mean side by side sure, but I think generic southern drawl, versus Boston, and a neutral accent sums up most movies...maybe?
I know there are a lot of British accents. Mostly I know what I hear in the movies. There is movie Cockney - I 'ope I make it 'ome. Oh yes, and call everyone Guv'nah. I think our equivalent is a Brooklyn New York accent. There is the mustachioed MAjor Frumphington-Smythe home from the wars in IN-JAH, and he pronounces "here" as HYUH. And the basic Judi Dench in the Bond movie speech.
Since we have a couple Scots, I hear a generic Scottish accent, different from Englanders, but I don't know how much range there is around Scotland. DO Glaswegians sound substantially different from Aberdeenies? In the USA ours are spread over thousands of miles, which is a lot in kilometers. Those Scottish cities appear to be only a hundred miles apart. I recall listening to some fellow from the Isle of Something discussing something (in English) and was at a loss to understand a word he was saying. It was on public TV so they had subtitles, bless them. Maybe having to get there by boat affects the speech. Oh, and of course Sean Connery.
I hear different English - from England - speech patterns but have no idea how they are distributed. For that matter, I might think that Major F-S may have an accent born more from social caste rather than geography. I might be wrong. Sorta like here we have Valley Girls or the New York wine bar set. I don't know what I expect, Michigan itself is about three times the size of Scotland. And here we have definite West Michigan accents, differing from greater Detroit, and certainly the upper peninsula sounds more like Minnesota. So I am curious.