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Enzo be proud

Postby St. Jimmy » Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:27 pm

I was getting food at taco bell right before closing..
Me "I'll get a #2 steak, Sierra mist no ice for the drink."
Them "anything else? And fyi, we don't have much left because we're so close to closing"
Me "That's fine, how about two triple melt burritos and a 5 layer burrito?"
Them "We only have enough meat left for about two of those three"
Me, "I'll just get the triple melts then"
Them " okay, your total is $$.¢¢, and again sorry about being out of meat"
(Drumroll for punchline)
Me "I understand, and don't worry......I got no beef with you guys.

Thank you folks I'll be here all week. (No really all week and longer, I'm back folks)
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Re: Enzo be proud

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:11 pm

Way hey! Welcome back.
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Postby Arneb » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:49 pm

Welcome back. Tell us more about the last what, 7 years?
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Re: Enzo be proud

Postby wring » Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:55 am

he still wears his "I'm not homeless button" you know! Hiya kid, which state are you living in now?
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Re: Enzo be proud

Postby tubeswell » Sat Apr 14, 2018 1:43 am

Cool. Welcome back Jimmy. If I tried to make a meat pun, I'd probably butcher it.
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Re: Enzo be proud

Postby Enzo » Sat Apr 14, 2018 3:31 am

Hey Jimmy, way to go...You fill me with pride... I ain't lion.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Apr 16, 2018 3:45 pm

Well, I never sausage a thing! Welcome back, Jimmy.
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Re: Enzo be proud

Postby St. Jimmy » Tue Apr 17, 2018 5:44 pm

wring wrote:he still wears his "I'm not homeless button" you know! Hiya kid, which state are you living in now?

Missouri for now. Not too bad a place.
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