Illuminati-R-Us

Is Mactep's absence vodka related?

'schland! You finishing early Arneb?

Scores today will not be:

Dog Eaters 0 - 3 'schland!
Taco Munchers 1 - 0 Surströmming Pukers
Genocide Enthusiasts 0 - 2 Samba Divers
Nazi Gold 2 - 0 Tico Time

Shortly before half time, that 3 nil for 'Schland looks bold.

A dog is for life, not just for breakfast.

Arneb wrote:Shortly before half time, that 3 nil for 'Schland looks bold.

Fear not - all of the goals in this VAR-afflicted world cup come in "injury time".

Heid the Ba wrote:A dog is for life, not just for breakfast.

'Schland? Of course if Germany score they are through in second place and Mexico are out.

10 mins (plus added Mystery Time) to score, or go out in the first round.....

A world cup without Germany just wouldn't be a world cup. Plus, the gloating of the fucking English commentariat would be unbearable.


ETA: The gloating of the fucking English commentariat is unbearable.

Fun fact - that's three world cups in a row now where the defending champions have gone out in the first round.

Well, "fun" is a word that doesn't come to my mind in this context...

The Bundesjogi explains on TV this is a totally deserved crash-out. Nothing to add here.

I had abad feeling about this one, but first round?

England are gloating? Well, let them. Teasing is part of the game. We'll get back to them soon enough...

IKEA instructions for Kruse’s brilliant goal.

Oh bravo!

Lianachan wrote:Scores today will not be:

Dog Eaters 0 - 3 'schland!
Taco Munchers 1 - 0 Surströmming Pukers
Genocide Enthusiasts 0 - 2 Samba Divers
Nazi Gold 2 - 0 Tico Time

Do we have to fear for your financial health, or did the Samba Divers pluck you out of misery at the last second?

Heid the Ba wrote:Oh bravo!

A friend posted it on Facebook - no idea where he got it. I love how easy it makes that goal look.

It's a bit sad that it'll only be a footnote now, not the turning point that brought us back on track.

Arneb wrote:Do we have to fear for your financial health, or did the Samba Divers pluck you out of misery at the last second?

I got 3 points for getting the Brazil score right, and moved up the league a place (now 10th, of 36).

I can exclusively reveal that tonight's results will not be:

Raw Fish 2 v 2 Dodgy Plumbers
Black French 0 v 2 Pablo Escobar XI
Pinestripe Poofters 1 v 1 Chocolate Waffles
Canal Hats 1 v 3 Camel Fuckers

Lianachan wrote:Dodgy Plumbers

Did I just hear you utter a brexitism?

I think to be an official brexitism it needs to have the word "fahkin" in between those other two.

Hmm, this evening probably set you back a few places. At least the pinstrupe poofters lost against the choc waffles. I like their game, fast, physical, imaginative. I'd just like the colours in a different order.

In other world cup news today:

Round of 16 started today.

Camembert wankers 4 - 3 beef tongue wankers

Easily the best match so far in the tournament. My money is on France to win the thing.

Later today, it's
DDD's motley crew - Mate slurpers

8th Gooooooooooooooool a Uruguay!!!!

18th Urus already starting to pour the concrete, as we call it here.

22nd GREAT free kick by Suarez.