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It wisnae me!

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:35 am

The Law Society has decreed that the next hoop we have to jump through for no good reason is augmented ID checks. So I now have a certificate to say that as of 13th June 2018 I have not been caught kiddie fiddling. You would think that the professional body regulating lawyers would keep an eye on these things but apparently not. At no point in my professional life have I ever dealt with children, alone or accompanied by their parents or guardians. I do sometimes deal with vulnerable adults, but as far as I can tell the certificate I have doesn't relate to that.
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Re: It wisnae me!

Postby Lianachan » Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:40 am

Do they make a distinction between "kiddie fiddling" and "caught kiddie fiddling"?
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Re: It wisnae me!

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:54 am

I simply states that I have no convictions for it, so you have to draw your own conclusions.
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Re: It wisnae me!

Postby Halcyon Dayz, FCD » Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:58 am

Wouldn't a criminal conviction get you disbarred anyway?
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Re: It wisnae me!

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:12 am

It might prevent me being a partner in the firm, depending on what it is for but a conviction wouldn't automatically disbar me.
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Re: It wisnae me!

Postby Мастер » Sat Jul 07, 2018 1:14 pm

What if you do it in your free time, not related to work.
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Re: It wisnae me!

Postby Heid the Ba » Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:08 am

They don’t seem to distinguish between professional and recreational kiddie fiddling.
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