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Chances are...

Postby Enzo » Sun Oct 21, 2018 3:46 am

So I don't normally play the lottery, when the prize gets up over a half a BILLION dollars I start to take notice. This week the MegaMillions lottery went over the $1 billion level, so I bought myself a ticket. Drawing was last night. I hadn't checked if I won yet.

But I bought the newspaper, and headline was: MegaMillion prize for next drawing to be $1.6 billion.


It kinda looks like I didn't win...
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Re: Chances are...

Postby Arneb » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:36 am

Next time, surely
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Re: Chances are...

Postby Heid the Ba » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:01 am

It is only a matter of time.
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Re: Chances are...

Postby g-one » Wed Oct 24, 2018 6:30 pm

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Re: Chances are...

Postby Enzo » Wed Oct 24, 2018 8:18 pm

Once again, I came up a few numbers short.
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Re: Chances are...

Postby tubeswell » Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:24 pm

Next time then
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Re: Chances are...

Postby Enzo » Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:08 pm

Well, we are back down to a mere $40 million pot, so...
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