Illuminati-R-Us

Every morning here at the home, they have coffee for us to chat in the Community Room. I go down there from time to time, maybe once, twice a week, Enzo, not so much. But he is also pretty well known here.

So, the other day, I was chatting w/various people, I see Enzo coming in, mention it, something like "uh, oh". Anyhow, one other guy (Chris, a nice guy, we like him, he's got a sense of humor), makes some rude comment to Enzo. Enzo then stands up, and mimics dropping his pants to moon Chris, aaaaaand just that quick, Chris responds with: Oh, Enzo, you shaved your beard!

Any response from the master?

He saud, "Enzo, you shaved." No mention of beard.


But I am always quick with a return, so I said, "...Oh, yeah?"