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Postby Enzo » Sat Feb 22, 2020 2:22 am

I always liked Porsche cars. Then they offended my by making an...SUV. Really? An SUV Porsche? Take the family to LeMans, maybe there is a market along the Mulsanne.

Today I was pulling out of a parking lot, and once on the street, right behind me was an offense against god hisself. it was a lilac M Benz. I mean intense lilac color. It was a current model, not sure which. On the Benz web site they all look very similar. Sedan or coupe, not sure. Neither is Mercedes. They have sections for SUVs and Sedans and Coupes. The sedans all have four doors as expected. But half the coupes had four doors. One of them even calls itself a 4-door coupe.

Well now, what is that about? I had thought coupe and sedan were the names for 2-door and 4-door car models. A 4-door coupe is like Kosher ham.

meanwhile intense lilac is not a color a Mercedes ought to be.
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Re: Ewwwggg...

Postby Мастер » Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:05 am

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Re: Ewwwggg...

Postby Enzo » Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:24 pm

Well, that snakeskin pattern is decidedly un-Benz to me, but at least it is not a lilac snake.
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Re: Ewwwggg...

Postby Heid the Ba » Sun Feb 23, 2020 12:15 pm

It is a disruption pattern they put on cars while they are being tested so the competition can’t see the exact shape. It is to hide ant aerodynamic tweaks.
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Re: Ewwwggg...

Postby Enzo » Sun Feb 23, 2020 4:25 pm

Plus it makes it harder for the U-boat to aim at them.
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