Norwegian Salmon

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Norwegian Salmon

Postby Мастер » Wed Mar 17, 2021 5:12 am

From a vending machine.

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I haven’t seen this before.
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Re: Norwegian Salmon

Postby Enzo » Wed Mar 17, 2021 5:35 am

I, once had a fish, it was a fish, from a machine
Oh, it was a dish, just as I wished, you should have seen...

I got out my nickels and shoved them down into the slot
I wonder how it will come to me, oh icy or hot?
Maybe not....

So,I took a bite, it tasted good, I knew it would...
And it had been smoked (I thought you'd never ask)...Norwegian Wood...
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Re: Norwegian Salmon

Postby Lance » Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:51 pm

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Re: Norwegian Salmon

Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:51 pm

It wasn't Norwegian Salmon, but I've seen this before
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Re: Norwegian Salmon

Postby Enzo » Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:03 am

A buddy of mine operated a large arcade, and he had a french fry machine. Put in your money and a handful of frozen potatoes dumped into a hot oil pan, and then a moment later were fished out and put in a cup for the customer.
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Re: Norwegian Salmon

Postby g-one » Fri Mar 19, 2021 7:08 pm

Enzo wrote:A buddy of mine operated a large arcade, and he had a french fry machine. Put in your money and a handful of frozen potatoes dumped into a hot oil pan

I'm sure nobody ever tried to see if they could make the oil spill. :mrgreen:
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Re: Norwegian Salmon

Postby Enzo » Sat Mar 20, 2021 3:47 am

Well it was a large heavy machine, wedged into a row of other vending stuff.
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