Illuminati-R-Us

The wife just got herself one of these things, and is now impossible to live with. Whenever she wants, she can now tell me I am wrong with a loud BRUUUUZZZ and a lit-up X.

You see, one of my all time favorite comedy bits was from the great Stan Freberg, I include below. And I have been wanting to work up some comedy routines to entertain here in the home. I thought I would like to work up that bit, and the wife could be Mr.Tweedly with the buzzer. I can sing Old Man River. All we'd need was a good buzzer. Well, she found one. But she isn't waiting for a show, she now uses it daily.

Multiple times daily.

You can take it with you when I send you to the MOON...bang zoom...

To the MOON, Al-BZZZZZZZ!

Addendum: a few days ago, I noticed a very large purple bruise on the INSIDE of my palm. I couldn't figure out how I got that.


Until the next time he was wrong.





ow.