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Postby Enzo » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:33 am

SO for a brief moment there was a new game about some kind of corn conspiracies. And now it is gone. Seems like too much of a coincidence to me.
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Postby Lance » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:18 am

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Postby troubleagain » Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:46 pm

I'm thinking there's a conspiracy to keep me from sleeping well at night, but I can't figure out who the conspirators are, or how they're managing it. :evil: I'm thinking it's time for a new mattress and maybe box-spring.
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Re: Conspiracies

Postby Lance » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:26 pm

Enzo wrote:SO for a brief moment there was a new game about some kind of corn conspiracies. And now it is gone. Seems like too much of a coincidence to me.

Actually, I think there was a spam post, and user, that I deleted a day or so ago.

Regardless of the content of the post, when it includes links to cheap meds, cheap insurance or cheap women they are deleted promptly.
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Re: Conspiracies

Postby Мастер » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:06 pm

Lance wrote:Regardless of the content of the post, when it includes links to cheap meds, cheap insurance or cheap women they are deleted promptly.


But we might need all of those things :(
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Postby Lance » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:11 pm

But there are better places to find them, don't you think?
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Postby Мастер » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:35 pm

Lance wrote:But there are better places to find them, don't you think?


Man, just wait till you've been in the joint, you'll see how hard it is to get things...
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Postby troubleagain » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:43 pm

Yeah, we need more cheap women around here.
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Postby Lance » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:05 pm

troubleagain wrote:Yeah, we need more cheap women around here.

Agreed.

Just not other peoples' ads for them.
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Postby Мастер » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:39 pm

We have cheap women around here?
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Postby troubleagain » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:51 pm

Well, if we have none, and we need some, then we obviously need more.
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Postby Enzo » Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:14 am

I agree completely, more cheap women. We could use a couple trampy ones too.
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Postby Lance » Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:21 am

Yeah, I'm all for that.
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Postby Ikyoto » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:31 am

Well, I'd offer up mine, but she sure ain't cheap!
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Keeping them from kicking our asses for talking about it like they aren't going to kick our asses for talking about it is the hard part.


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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:49 pm

I think you're all out to get me.

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Postby troubleagain » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:34 pm

Why, are you a cheap woman? :shock:
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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:03 pm

Ummm ... uhhh ... nooooo ... I'm just convinced it's a conspiracy!

Not me not being a woman! The conspiracy is that you're out to get me.

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Postby troubleagain » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:50 pm

Oh, well, if you're not a cheap woman, you can relax. :wink:
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Postby KLA2 » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:34 pm

{That's it, TA! Get him to lower his guard before we ... :glp-muaha: }
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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:51 am

Bastards.

Bastards, one and all.

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Postby Enzo » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:53 am

I was thinking the same thing, Scott. Why are you a cheap woman?
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