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Redshirt life expectancy

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:15 am

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Re: Redshirt life expectancy

Postby tubeswell » Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:41 pm

Seeing as how redshirts seem to represent the the down and dirty workers functions, and then figuring that the unknowns were probably redshirts who weren't worthy of note, redshirts (with unknowns) total 71% of casualties.
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Re: Redshirt life expectancy

Postby Arneb » Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:16 pm

I wonder if Cpt. Kirk was ever reprimanded for the high loss rate of crew members under his leadership. I mean, it's not "to boldly kick the bucket where no man has kicked the bucket before".
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Re: Redshirt life expectancy

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:37 pm

Even if you ignore the unknown it is rugged being Security:

"What is truly hazardous is not wearing a redshirt, but being a member of the security department. The red-shirted members of security were only 20.9% of the entire crew, but there is a 61.9% chance that the next casualty is in a redshirt and 64.5% chance this red-shirted victim is a member of the security department. The remaining redshirts, operations and engineering make up the largest single population, but only have an 8.6% chance of being a casualty."

And stay on the ship, for the love of FSM never leave the ship.
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Re: Redshirt life expectancy

Postby Lianachan » Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:52 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:And stay on the ship, for the love of FSM never leave the ship.


I think that's good advice.
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Re: Redshirt life expectancy

Postby Enzo » Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:20 am

One of my Xmas gifts was a novel by John Scalzi titled "Redshirts".

it is about what it sounds like. From Amazon:

Ensign Andrew Dahl has just been assigned to the Universal Union Capital Ship Intrepid, flagship of the Universal Union since the year 2456. It’s a prestige posting, with the chance to serve on "Away Missions" alongside the starship’s famous senior officers.

Life couldn’t be better…until Andrew begins to realize that 1) every Away Mission involves a lethal confrontation with alien forces, 2) the ship’s senior officers always survive these confrontations, and 3) sadly, at least one low-ranking crew member is invariably killed. Unsurprisingly, the savvier crew members belowdecks avoid Away Missions at all costs.

Then Andrew stumbles on information that transforms his and his colleagues’ understanding of what the starship Intrepid really is…and offers them a crazy, high-risk chance to save their own lives.
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Re: Redshirt life expectancy

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:23 am

Enzo wrote:One of my Xmas gifts was a novel by John Scalzi titled "Redshirts".

I must have this! Fortunately I'm going to the bookshop at lunchtime.
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