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Postby Мастер » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:46 pm

Looks like in the year 2063, Arneb will have to flee to Africa.

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/01/27/world ... ?hpt=hp_c5
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Postby tubeswell » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:48 pm

... but more likely to New Zealand.
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Postby Enzo » Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:41 am

so all those eurocanoes come to life? Do they spew sharks?
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Postby tubeswell » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:38 am

more likely to be sparks
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Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:20 am

I'll be 102 by then so I'm not overly concerned.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:49 am

Heid the Ba' wrote:I'll be 102 by then so I'm not overly concerned.


I think it would be an extremely difficult and unpleasant journey at that age. You should go now.
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Re: Usoni

Postby Lianachan » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:47 am

Move to Africa? How vulgar!
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Postby Lianachan » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:48 am

Heid the Ba' wrote:I'll be 102 by then so I'm not overly concerned.

I'll only be 92 or, to put it another way, dead for about 30 years.
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Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:06 am

Is the Rift Valley not where human life was supposed to start? We're simply going home.

If Europe went tits up is there any reason Africa would take poor, unskilled people?
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Postby Enzo » Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:03 pm

I'll just go to the zoo and visit my relatives.
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Re: Usoni

Postby tubeswell » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:26 pm

Me too. I have a strong empathy with the earthworm farm at the zoo.
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Postby Enzo » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:06 am

Something tells me it's all happening at the zoo.
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Re: Usoni

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:03 am

[very old Scots joke]
Did you hear aboot the enthusiastic African?
Aye, he wis a keen yin . . .
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Postby tubeswell » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:06 am

Heid the Ba' wrote:[very old Scots joke]
Did you hear aboot the enthusiastic African?
Aye, he wis a keen yin . . .
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Not a gay'n yin then?
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Postby Lianachan » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:57 am

[very old Scots joke]
What's got horns, carries a machine gun and has a number 7 on it's back?
A right wing military coup.
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