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Marco Polo

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:04 am

Watched the first episode, I'm not an expert but I think the history is bollocks. It is a series for anyone with an interest in naked Asian ladies though.
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Re: Marco Polo

Postby Мастер » Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:41 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:It is a series for anyone with an interest in naked Asian ladies though.


Which network is this on?
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Re: Marco Polo

Postby Lianachan » Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:55 pm

Never heard of it, but as somebody with an interest in history I'd be tempted to give it a go. Where might I find it? I guess I'll just have to suffer the naked Asian ladies for the sake of history.
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Re: Marco Polo

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:34 pm

Netflix made it and are showing it here, and I suppose elsewhere. Kazakhstan is used for China/Mongolia, Venice (with a bit of CGI) is Venice and pretty much every actor who speaks English and looks a bit slanty is in it. I will suffer through another episode tonight.

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Parental warning:
Sex & Nudity
9.5/10
-Contains full female frontal, all in a sexual manor.
-Lots of sex scenes and Nudity on most episodes.

I assume a "sexual manor" is Kublai Khan's pleasure palace rather than a typo, but maybe not.
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Re: Marco Polo

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Feb 19, 2016 10:57 am

We lost track of this but have restarted watching it. Next episode up: "Marco and Hundred Eyes take on a dangerous mission to infiltrate the walled city of Xiangyang". Polo is the only white man in Asia and Hundred eyes is blind. This should be entertaining . . .
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Re: Marco Polo

Postby Arneb » Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:12 pm

The two seem like a perfect choice as the spies who blend in seamlessly with the locals.
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Re: Marco Polo

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:31 pm

Given that the cast is anyone who looks a bit Asian and speaks English, including Chinese, Koreans and a Pacific Islander, and where family members rarely have any resemblance at all it might go ok.

Anytime the plot starts to sag, or something needs to be explained the directors simply cuts to two naked ladies vigorously lesbianing.
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Re: Marco Polo

Postby Arneb » Fri Feb 19, 2016 6:25 pm

I'm in. Screw the storyline.
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Re: Marco Polo

Postby Lance » Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:07 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:two naked ladies vigorously lesbianing.

Pics or it didn't happen.
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