John Wick

[Heid the Ba]

Saw this last night at the cinema, it is neither good nor bad but is very, very shooty indeed. The shootiest film I have seen since "Mr Shooty goes to Shootytown". Our protagonist shoots a lot of people, usually more than once and usually at short range. I am astonished that it was written as a film and isn't from a graphic novel or video game.

[Lianachan]

It's never shootier than Mr Shooty goes to Shootytown 2: This time it's Shootier, surely?

[Heid the Ba]

No, it is more on a par with John Woo's remake of The Shootist, "The Shootistiest".

[Arneb]

Just watched the trailer. Shoot, I didn't know they still give roles to Keanu Reeves.

BTW, this was the first item on the YouTube autoplay list for that trailer. Go figure.

[Lance]

I'm still fond of Mr Shooty goes to Shootytown 3-D: The Shootieristist. (The directer's cut, now with more shootier)

[Enzo]

Oh shoot, I missed all of those...

[Heid the Ba]

They have made "Mr Shootiest 2: The shootiesterest". I'll see it at some point, or not.

[Lianachan]

I never saw the first one. I daresay I could find it somewhere, Canoe Reeves or not.

[Enzo]

It's perfect for the next time you need a couiple hours of non-stop shooting people and kicking ass.

[Lance]

Yeah. The first one was exactly what I needed at the time, so I enjoyed it a lot.

[Enzo]

Sorta like Jack Reacher.


Oh, and Van Helsing - two hours of constant screaming and explosions.

[Lance]

two hours of constant screaming and explosions.

I'm sorry, that comment just made me very nostalgic for my younger days when I was a man-slut.

[Enzo]

Ah. These days I get nostalgic for the days when I could remember my younger days.