Australia is in Europe, aparently.

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Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 8:25 pm

Greece with a knock off Bond theme sung by a harpy in a plunging neckline dress.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 8:26 pm

Montenegro, a David Guest lookalike in tight trousers sings a song, with many, many key changes.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 8:33 pm

Germany, mid-Atlantic toss. Sorry Arneb.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 8:36 pm

Poland has a woman wheelchair user singing a very bland song, instantly forgettable.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 8:39 pm

Latvia has just been described as represented by a woman who looks like a novelty toilet brush and I find that hard to argue with. She sings like a bad Kate Bush tribute act.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 8:46 pm

Romania sing in English the way I sing in Romanian. Couldn't have been worse.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 8:48 pm

Spanish mindy sings in spanish, which is never a good idea but she has just stripped down to a fairly revealing (by Eurovision standards) dress. Will do badly but beat us.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 8:53 pm

Hungary with a tedious social justice dirge.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 8:55 pm

Georgia (the country not the state) has a strident Goth shouting random phrases in english. But hotpants = votes. As do the boots.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 9:00 pm

Azerbaijan with key changes, modern dance and a bit too much sturm und drang.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 9:03 pm

Russia: an ironing board disguised as a Marilyn Monroe lookalike pleads for tolerance? Shove it up yer jackski.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Arneb » Sat May 23, 2015 9:08 pm

That Albanian wants to sound like Whitney Houston, but does not.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 9:09 pm

Albania has a by the number Eurovision song sung by a plunging neckline. I know this is becoming a theme but why didn't the Turks just sort out the Balkans once and for all? The Byzantines showed them how. Fire and sword, just ride through with fire and sword. It isn't difficult.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 9:10 pm

Arneb wrote:That Albanian wants to sound like Whitney Houston, but does not.

I hadn't seen this before I posted, but yes she wants to be Whitney.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 9:12 pm

Italy gets all operatic and closes the show. Not as bad as it sounds and it always pays to be near the end.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Arneb » Sat May 23, 2015 9:12 pm

Heid the Ba wrote: I know this is becoming a theme but why didn't the Turks just sort out the Balkans once and for all? The Byzantines showed them how. Fire and sword, just ride through with fire and sword. It isn't difficult.

Maybe ISIS, although I'd bet they'll sort out Vienna first.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Arneb » Sat May 23, 2015 9:14 pm

Oh, the one and only Wurst. That cross-dresser has style.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Arneb » Sat May 23, 2015 9:17 pm

If I remember it right, the next hour will be excruciating.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 9:18 pm

Indeed. It is the reprise and I've seen nothing to change my mind about any act.

I'm heading for the whisky, fancy one?
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Arneb » Sat May 23, 2015 9:19 pm

I'll have an Oban, if you don't mind.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 9:19 pm

Arneb wrote:Oh, the one and only Wurst. That cross-dresser has style.

As it started my 87 year old mother 'phoned me and said "Does the woman who won last year have a beard now?"
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 9:20 pm

Arneb wrote:If I remember it right, the next hour will be excruciating.

Yes, yes it will, hence the whisky.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 9:22 pm

Arneb wrote:I'll have an Oban, if you don't mind.

All I have is 12 year old Dalmore, but you are more than welcome. Not my first choice but a gift from a client.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Arneb » Sat May 23, 2015 9:26 pm

Not the Wurst choice, not at all.
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Re: Australia is in Europe, aparently.

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 23, 2015 9:29 pm

Arneb everybody!

I actually like the percussion/brass/choir filler going on just now. I am still drinking though.
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