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The Martian

Postby Мастер » Fri Feb 19, 2016 3:58 pm

I haven't seen it. However, a 23-year old Singaporean student seemed impressed, even going so far as to post on the internet about it.

“I recently watched The Martian and I shared how much I respected the ARES 3 crew for going back for their lost crew member. Later someone told me the movie wasn’t based on actual events.”
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Re: The Martian

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Feb 19, 2016 4:36 pm

I think it is the reverse of "pics or it didn't happen". There are pictures so it did happen.
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Re: The Martian

Postby Lianachan » Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:15 pm

You'll be trying to tell us Titanic was based on a true story next.
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Re: The Martian

Postby Lance » Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:20 pm

Huh?!? What about Capricorn One?
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Re: The Martian

Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:15 pm

That would be pics and it didn't happen.*

* according to the official story.
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Re: The Martian

Postby tubeswell » Fri Feb 19, 2016 7:43 pm

Мастер wrote:I haven't seen it. However, a 23-year old Singaporean student seemed impressed, even going so far as to post on the internet about it.

“I recently watched The Martian and I shared how much I respected the ARES 3 crew for going back for their lost crew member. Later someone told me the movie wasn’t based on actual events.”


The rest of the world must seem like a fantastic place to that young singaporean student.
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Re: The Martian

Postby Enzo » Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:50 am

Where is Martia anyway?
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Re: The Martian

Postby Lianachan » Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:38 am

I recently watched Star Wars and I shared how much I respected the Rebel Alliance for destroying the Death Star and saving the galaxy. Later someone told me the movie wasn’t based on actual events.
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Re: The Martian

Postby Мастер » Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:38 am

Lianachan wrote:Later someone told me the movie wasn’t based on actual events.


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Re: The Martian

Postby Arneb » Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:19 am

Enzo wrote:Where is Martia anyway?


ROSS = Rest of Solar System
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Re: The Martian

Postby Lance » Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:37 pm

Lianachan wrote:Star Wars ... wasn’t based on actual events.

As I understand it, if the universe is infinite then this is incorrect.
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Re: The Martian

Postby tubeswell » Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:31 pm

Lance wrote:
Lianachan wrote:Star Wars ... wasn’t based on actual events.

As I understand it, if the universe is infinite then this is incorrect.


+1. Somewhere in the multiverse along time ago in a galaxy far far away, its happening as we speak.
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Re: The Martian

Postby Lance » Sun Feb 21, 2016 12:15 am

tubeswell wrote:
Lance wrote:
Lianachan wrote:Star Wars ... wasn’t based on actual events.

As I understand it, if the universe is infinite then this is incorrect.

+1. Somewhere in the multiverse along time ago in a galaxy far far away, its happening as we speak.

And in at least one, Luke and Leia had sex before learning they were brother and sister.
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Re: The Martian

Postby tubeswell » Sun Feb 21, 2016 2:34 am

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Re: The Martian

Postby Lianachan » Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:04 am

Lance wrote:And in at least one, Luke and Leia had sex before learning they were brother and sister.

Also at least one where they did it again. After they knew.
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Re: The Martian

Postby Lance » Sun Feb 21, 2016 4:27 pm

Lianachan wrote:
Lance wrote:And in at least one, Luke and Leia had sex before learning they were brother and sister.

Also at least one where they did it again. After they knew.

And continue to do so, producing a line of inbred little Jedis with developmental problems, an affinity for NASCAR, and ultra conservative values.
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Re: The Martian

Postby Arneb » Sun Feb 21, 2016 4:34 pm

An by the nature of infinity, that isn't only happening "at least once", it is happening an infinite number of times.
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Re: The Martian

Postby Lance » Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:08 pm

So then "Star Whores" must also be happening.

"Help me Obe-Wan Kenobi. I'm SO wet but I just can't cum."
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Re: The Martian

Postby Мастер » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:33 pm

Lance wrote:So then "Star Whores" must also be happening.

"Help me Obe-Wan Kenobi. I'm SO wet but I just can't cum."


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343312/
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Re: The Martian

Postby Lance » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:54 pm

Мастер wrote:
Lance wrote:So then "Star Whores" must also be happening.

"Help me Obe-Wan Kenobi. I'm SO wet but I just can't cum."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343312/

And that is happening for real somewhere, too.
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Re: The Martian

Postby Enzo » Thu Feb 25, 2016 10:09 am

AH, yes ... Star Whores

Princess Lay ya Orgasma
Han Jobbo
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Duke Streetwalker
Are Too Poo Poo
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Re: The Martian

Postby Lianachan » Thu Feb 25, 2016 10:24 am

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