Fortitude
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Re: Fortitude
by Enzo » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:34 pm
Well, I missed the first three seasons of most shows waiting for all the dinosaurs I killed to turn into coal. Um, and all the big fern trees too.
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Re: Fortitude
by Lance » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:53 pm
You had dinosaurs and ferns? Sweet!
I had to spontaneously create the abiogenesis event and then evolve the earliest forms of life to become trees, that could later die and dry out.
I had to spontaneously create the abiogenesis event and then evolve the earliest forms of life to become trees, that could later die and dry out.
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Re: Fortitude
by Lance » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:56 pm
But I have to tell you, I almost threw in the towel after your last one. 
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Re: Fortitude
by Arneb » Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:58 pm
So, you babies already had a whole planet to work with? In my day, we had to make Big Bangs first, and I can tell you, the finetuning required was just awful.
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Re: Fortitude
by Lance » Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:26 pm
You had Big Bangs?
We had to construct our own branes and bump them together to create new universes.
How much sillier can we get?
We had to construct our own branes and bump them together to create new universes.
How much sillier can we get?
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Re: Fortitude
by Enzo » Mon Feb 20, 2017 11:14 pm
Watch on youtube.comI could keep the thread a-goin'
With stuff that I be knowin'
If I only had a brane.
You would all be a-gawking
I could be a Stephen HAwking
If i only had a brane.
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Re: Fortitude
by Lance » Mon Feb 20, 2017 11:23 pm
Enzo wrote:I could keep the thread a-goin'
With stuff that I be knowin'
If I only had a brane.
You would all be a-gawking
I could be a Stephen HAwking
If i only had a brane.
Well done sir! I yield.
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Re: Fortitude
by Karen » Tue Feb 21, 2017 3:55 am
I believe, perhaps, that you may have all forgotten the hand-cranked television option. And silly can be most beneficial in this crazy world.
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Re: Fortitude
by Lance » Tue Feb 21, 2017 4:25 am
Karen wrote:I believe, perhaps, that you may have all forgotten the hand-cranked television option. And silly can be most beneficial in this crazy world.
And she would have not only had to create a whole universe, but also fuse hydrogen into iron just to make the crank!
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Re: Fortitude
by Arneb » Tue Feb 21, 2017 12:22 pm
Lance wrote:Enzo wrote:I could keep the thread a-goin'
With stuff that I be knowin'
If I only had a brane.
You would all be a-gawking
I could be a Stephen HAwking
If i only had a brane.
Well done sir! I yield.
Yeah, that does it. Enzo again.
don't we have enough cranks as it is, with one so prominently placed in the Oval Office?
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