Tasty Western

[Enzo]

I been watching the simple minded old Western, The Cisco Kid lately. Today they were in a town standing in front of a restaurant. The menu on the wall offered the following:

Meal
Square meal
Bellyache

[Heid the Ba]

Excellent!

[Lianachan]

Reminds me of My Cousin Vinny.

[wring]

Of course, that's the old days. Today, it would be triangle meat. (there's some quintessential older lady who does infomercials all the time for various cooking things, gushing about how easy it is to take 'simple leftovers' and create wonderful little meals, all of which are cooked in this nifty thing and comes out in a triangle)

[g-one]

I like those infomercials where they try to sell you a gadget because it's so incredibly hard to cook an egg.

So from the title of this thread I thought it was going to be about the sandwich (or omelette), I'm glad to see it's at least about food.

[Lance]

Now I want a western omelet...

[Enzo]

That is an omelet that hides behind a rock and shoots at you?

[Lance]

Of course. Then it rides away on a black horse wearing a black hat. The hat looks good on the horse.

[g-one]

I'm all about the spaghetti.

[Enzo]

Meat balls
Meat balls
Meat balls
And Spaghetti
I'm always ready
For spaghetti.


That was the signature song of either Dilly Dally or Flubadub on Howdy Doody show, I can never remember which.