That was one loud meteor!

[Мастер]

Landed near Chelyabinsk a little while ago.

http://www.universetoday.com/99982/mete ... ck-russia/

The Phil Plait blog has some videos with sound. If you play them, you might want to check that your volume is not turned all the way up!

[Lianachan]

Just saw that on the news here. Very impressive indeed.

[Arneb]

And you beleive that story???!!!! Its an Amerikanski konspiratie is what it is.

Meteor, pah. You sheep will beleive anything.

[Blue Monster 65]

I did get a kick out of the Russian Nationalist declaring it was an American weapon.

We've been taking out cruise ships lately, too. You know, 'cause the stole the name "cruise" from out missiles.

[Enzo]

Maybe we could take out Tom then? And all his Scientologist buddies.

[Мастер]

And you beleive that story???!!!! Its an Amerikanski konspiratie is what it is.

Meteor, pah. You sheep will beleive anything.

Amerikanskaya Konspiratsiya. It's feminine, you need to use the right endings :)

[Blue Monster 65]

Shaddap, you Kraut!

[Enzo]

Hey, I ain't no feminine. I'm virile, I'm a badass, I read Playboy for god's sake.

[Мастер]

Hey, I ain't no feminine. I'm virile, I'm a badass, I read Playboy for god's sake.

A word ending in an "o" sound would be neuter in Russian. So I think we will have to call you Enziy, or something like that.

[Мастер]

Shaddap, you Kraut!

????

[Enzo]

How about Enzyu - if I recall the y sounds like "oo' and the one that looks like 10 is "you", or is that backwards?

[Мастер]

How about Enzyu - if I recall the y sounds like "oo' and the one that looks like 10 is "you", or is that backwards?

Like this?

Енцю

"Entsyoo"

It has a very non-Russian feel to me, but I'm not a native speaker (or even really that much of a speaker), so you probably don't want to take my word for it.

[Blue Monster 65]

Shaddap, you Kraut!

????

And Enzo doesn't "read" Playboy - he just looks at the pictures.

[Enzo]

But I do enjoy the braille edition.

[Lianachan]

But I do enjoy the braille edition.

It's an industry that never really embraced the obvious advantages to it that were presented by scratch'n'sniff technology.

[Arneb]

Amerikanskaya Konspiratsiya. It's feminine, you need to use the right endings :)

Endings! What kind of Un-American activity is that?

Shaddap, you Kraut!

Watch it. I am not only Sparatacus, I am also the one and only Kraut on the board!

[Blue Monster 65]

But I do enjoy the braille edition.

It's an industry that never really embraced the obvious advantages to it that were presented by scratch'n'sniff technology.

OK - that was beyond the pale.

Amerikanskaya Konspiratsiya. It's feminine, you need to use the right endings :)

Endings! What kind of Un-American activity is that?

Shaddap, you Kraut!

Watch it. I am not only Sparatacus, I am also the one and only Kraut on the board!

Can? Neu? (Dare I say it?) Kraftwerk? Is that you?

Yes. I know I'm only amusing myself. I'll go now. Sigh ...

[Lianachan]

OK - that was beyond the pale.

Thanks, I'm here all week.

Shaddap, you Kraut!

Watch it. I am not only Sparatacus, I am also the one and only Kraut on the board!

Krautacus?

[Blue Monster 65]

Krautacus?

[Arneb]

I'm considering an invasion.

[Lianachan]

I'm considering an invasion.

Come on over! If there's one thing we're not short of in the Highlands it's room.

[Blue Monster 65]

I'm considering an invasion.

There's something we've never heard before.

Ah, I'm killing myself here! Gotta try the veal! Where's Enzo when I need a heckler to harass?!?!

[Enzo]

Wait...wait...don't tell me... Um, tuna?