by Arneb » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:19 pm
You have one. It gives off a whining sound all night long, sounding an alarm now and then. The mask doesn't fit and thus, leaks air. You are totally devoid of sex appeal wearing it ("now who do you think wants to fuck fucking Darth Vader with his mask on?, Cindy asks), you have dry eyes, mouth and nose from the unmoistured air flow in the mask, and you can't sleep at all because noise, sexual frustration and local irritation all conspire to keep you awake all night long. You start being really tired.
I wish I could bring to the market the ultimate CPAP machine.
Non sunt multiplicanda entia praeter necessitatem