by Lance » Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:21 pm
Wile we wait for Lianachan, here's a quick one from a movie I saw a couple of nights ago:
B: Not judging, but what are you doing in the closet?
V: Crying and drinking.
B: Are you OK?
V: I’m sobbing on the floor of my closet, drinking chardonnay out of a sippie cup, so no, I am not OK.
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