by Lance » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:44 pm
Vacuum
Scot: Nothing is worn under the kilt, it's all in perfect working order.
Englishman: That's because it's never used!!
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.