I was getting food at taco bell right before closing..
Me "I'll get a #2 steak, Sierra mist no ice for the drink."
Them "anything else? And fyi, we don't have much left because we're so close to closing"
Me "That's fine, how about two triple melt burritos and a 5 layer burrito?"
Them "We only have enough meat left for about two of those three"
Me, "I'll just get the triple melts then"
Them " okay, your total is $$.¢¢, and again sorry about being out of meat"
(Drumroll for punchline)
Me "I understand, and don't worry......I got no beef with you guys.
Thank you folks I'll be here all week. (No really all week and longer, I'm back folks)