The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby tubeswell » Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:46 am

Suddenly the hidden message within the out-of-phase music makes sense to you - It says 'Pay all your money into tubeswell's bank a/c."

I wish Mactep would get the message about paying me all his money.
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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby Мастер » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:13 pm

Мастер does get the message, which includes tubeswell's bank account. Мастер uses this information, but not quite in the manner tubeswell was expecting.

I wish tubeswell had more money in his bank account before I plundered it.
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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby tubeswell » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:35 pm

I have already plundered my bank a/c

I wish for more money nevertheless
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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby Мастер » Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:11 am

You have more money. And the drug cartel knows who took its money.

I wish I hadn't written this appointment on my calendar incorrectly.
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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby tubeswell » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:26 am

Uh-oh, you're now late for your important appointment with the drug cartel bosses - who will want a good explanation why you put their money into my bank a/c.

I wish for lots of honest money in my bank a/c.
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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby pmcolt » Sun Jul 10, 2016 12:52 pm

A large quantity of authentic Canadian bills somehow ended up in your bank's air conditioning. They melted and caused a blockage. The A/C unit overheated and caught fire, burning down the bank. The arson investigation drags out, as no one can figure out how Canadian currency could have honestly been misplaced in such a fashion. During the 3 years, 2 months, and 17 days that the investigators carefully analyze the evidence, you and everyone else at that bank are locked out of your accounts.

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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby tubeswell » Mon Jul 11, 2016 7:36 am

You wishful post was intercepted by your employer, who is looking for fiscal rationalisation in the department where you work. Your wish has been interpreted as a sign you are no-longer motivated at work. Your job is about to be terminated and your boss has put the word out that you are unmotivated so you will find it hard to get another job.

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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby St. Jimmy » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:22 pm

He does, but he loses to the ticket of Kid Rock with Ted Nugent as VP. They immediately get rid of every gun law leading to an impressively devastating wave of violence that plunges the U.S. into a near-postapocalyptic lawless wasteland for the next 200 years.

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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby Arneb » Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:15 pm

You do :twisted:

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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby Мастер » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:00 pm

You have time to do these things; there's not much else to do in prison.

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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby Arneb » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:13 pm

During Penan' housing bubble, it is.

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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby Мастер » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:35 pm

It wasn’t that bad; the sequel makes it seem kinematic brilliance by comparison.

I wish this Swiss organisation would hire me (for the job opening they have in SE Asia).
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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby Lianachan » Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:59 pm

They do hire you, but lunch is always holey cheese and there’s a fucking broken cuckoo clock in your office that randomly activates at least 4 times a day.

I wish Brexit would just go away.
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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby Lance » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:06 am

Brexit is rescinded, followed by the dissolution of parliament and the return of all governing power to the monarchy.

I wish I wasn't so sore right now.
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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby Arneb » Tue May 21, 2019 5:03 pm

You aren't even sore any more. It goes black and falls right off.

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