The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

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Postby The Atomic Monkey » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:45 am

Quite simple. The poster aboves you posts a wish, and you grant it, but you must corrupt it someway. Then you post your wish.

I wish I had a million dollars.
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Postby Enzo » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:34 am

OK, here's your million dollars, but they are play money, and they are over in the GAMES section where this should have been posted.


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Postby Мастер » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:38 am

She will bend over, and that's when you'll realize she's not really a girl.

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Postby Enzo » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:19 am

OK, they will, but it will be a federally regulated protocol, which of course will screw it up for everyone.


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Postby Lance » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:53 pm

You will discover that she was a slut-at-heart all along and actually enjoys it.

I wish I could get a good New York style pizza in the Chicago area.
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Postby Мастер » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:35 pm

You will, but will then promptly find a job in New York, and discover there is no good Chicago-style pizza there.

I wish I could find a good Chicago-style pizza in the New York area.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:21 pm

Granted. Too bad, though, they don't serve cheshire cats, bigfoots, or dead socialists.

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Postby St. Jimmy » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:40 pm

You'll get that, but you'll also gain gigantic wings and not be able to enter anybbuilding and must now live outdoors.

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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:35 pm

ok the gay guy and the straight one move out but then preppy chicks move in that are crazy and eill kill you in your sleep...by a blunt sword by the way.

I wish I had a squeeky moose like in the picture.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:45 am

sure, but little do you know that the "squeeky moose" is homicidal and will kill you in your sleep.

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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:56 am

She goes on to found PhysCo Laboratory Supplies and then the company gets bought out in a hostile takeover.

I wish customers wouldn't keep me at work past closing time.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:11 am

They will no longer do so. They'll page you with after-hours emergencies instead.

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Postby hippietrekx » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:29 am

Okay, he charges $3, but homeless guys used them as underewear the night before.

I wish all those little wispy clouds would go away for tonight.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:32 am

alright but some gigantic thunderhead coulds move in making it impossible to stargaze.

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Postby hippietrekx » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:35 am

Ok, but now the Lazy and Apathetic God has decided to move in on the empty real-estate and use your brain as base-camp.

I wish I could sleep for 8 hours in a row, for just ONE night...
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Postby St. Jimmy » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:40 am

Ok, but you'll never sleep again after that night.

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Postby hippietrekx » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:53 am

Granted, but now you don't have an arm! :shock:

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Postby St. Jimmy » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:05 am

alright but its filled with preppy alein teenagers resembling everyone you hate.

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Postby hippietrekx » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:09 am

You get to know if you die.

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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:16 am

Ok fine you'll be pale all your life, making people think you're goth and you wont be able to get a job at the hair salon in Chicago that pays 25 bucks an hour.

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Postby hippietrekx » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:18 am

Okay, but now all you draw are sunsets and other such moosy-squooshy sterotypical romantic scenes!

I wish my hair were longer, again.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:24 am

Alright, but it gets super brittle and has split ends everywhere, and noone likes your hair.

I wish I looke like obi-wann...
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Postby hippietrekx » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:39 am

Ok, but you have to evaporate in four days.

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Postby St. Jimmy » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:42 am

Ok, but after you put it in your mouth it disapears.

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Postby hippietrekx » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:44 am

Ok, but you can't have the Death Star 'cause it EXPLODED!

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