Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Lance wrote:Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Seriously.
I can verify that KOS was in Singapore yesterday, and that the above post was made from China.
Well, sure, but let's see if you can tell where I'll post from tomorrow :)
Lance wrote:Easy! Tomorrow you'll be posting from [strike]<place holder>[/strike] China again, since you'll still be there.
Bill_Thompson wrote:We have put Corups Christi on a faux classified memo and leaked it to a variety of officials in Asia. It is listed as the least favorate city as well as the most favorate city. So regardless of the intentions of North Korea, it will be the first city taken out if they ever launch a nuclear strike.
Bill_Thompson wrote:We have put Corups Christi on a faux classified memo and leaked it to a variety of officials in Asia. It is listed as the least favorate city as well as the most favorate city. So regardless of the intentions of North Korea, it will be the first city taken out if they ever launch a nuclear strike.
Bill_Thompson wrote:I was just on a late-night radio talk show to spread the word with my Nuke Corpus Christi campaign. As you might expect there was several callers that called in after I stated my proposal that thought I was crazy. This is expected from every noteworthy and great idea. As Einstein said, “great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds”.
Yet, at the same time, it is important to note that there were two callers I spoke with who were excited about the idea. They agree with me. You see, in this time of war we all should be expected to make some sacrifices. Trimming the national fat by getting rid of such an undesirable city is just one sacrifice we should have to bare. In the end, we will all be better off.
Lonewulf wrote:Heh, Thompson, you're amusing, but you fall short of being comedic amusing.
What "time of war", anyways? As far as I knew, in Iraq, we were just maintaining an Occupation. I was unaware that there was any real war on.
Dragon Star wrote:Well it was never a declared war as far as I know, the reason being that it takes time for declaration of war to to pass by law right?
MM_Dandy wrote:Dragon Star wrote:Well it was never a declared war as far as I know, the reason being that it takes time for declaration of war to to pass by law right?
It takes an act of Congress.
No, really.
Enzo wrote:But none of this reality has anything to do with Thompson's silly rant.
They may have laughed at Einstein, and they may have laughed at Edison, but they also laughed at Bozo the clown.
Lonewulf wrote:But I'm sitting on a new cache of nuclear weapons that Santa sent me last year, and I'm eager to see what they do... and who cares about the poles?
Lonewulf wrote:Quick question: Can anyone guesstimate the results of testing nuclear weapons at the poles? Besides the animal rights activists and the ecologists acting up, that is; they can always be "dealt with". But I'm sitting on a new cache of nuclear weapons that Santa sent me last year, and I'm eager to see what they do... and who cares about the poles?
Of course, there would probably be a major climatic shift, what with all that water vapor being choked up into the atmosphere... but it's just one hydrogen bomb, so I doubt it would be anything too major.
Of course, the ice would crack apart, but it always does that.
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