Oh dear, how delusional am I ?...
For some strange reason, I actually think that somewhere out there that the person that is in effect the sole cause for all of my recent aggrevation may actually read this... I'm so messed up !. Oh well for what it's worth, here is half a clue. But that only applys to the one I've come to know as the clown shoe...
I'm surprised this happened with very little resistance. I now have internet, not only that but it's broadband, or at least will be.
Very well then.
There are three conditions that govern my return to penguinland...
These three things can and will only be effective when I have them, as only I can guarantee any proposed return. Only someone more delusional than most mental patients could think otherwise...
They are;
a method to stop me from ranting; enough money to stop the desire to rant; finally a predetermined method of sorting out grievances.
Needed... Something at ground zero.
There has to be something physical to stop me from ranting.
Solution
This was to be in the form of a female...
Reason
Otherwise, my interest in conspiracy theories leads me to GLP...
Needed... Lots of money...
Enough money to not care, also to feel really good. Everyone loves money, I know I do !.
Solution
Four million dollars, this has since been increased or so I've been lead to believe...
Reason
If I don't have enough money to leave penguinland, then the cold weather may lead to crashed cars...
Needed... Grievance resolution.
Paranoia results in undesirable actions, in the case of me this could lead to to legal problems...
Solution
I do hope the clown shoe doesn't plan on me using GLP to rant as a way to blow off steam indefinately, it doesn't work that well.
Reason
A good behaviour bond means you can't leave the state it's issued in for twelve months. If that isn't a problem then there's no problem...
Alternatively, well I don't think you need me to point out the effectiveness of the methods you've used up till now. If you want I can get a lot worse.
But I will if things don't change.
It's a lot easier than the clown shoe might think.
And now to go to GLP...