Oh sure, put me on the spot. "Hey Enzo, say something clever, quick!!!"
We're here, we're queer, get used to it.
We're there, we're square, we'll sue for it.
OR
YIKES, DYKES!!!
??? Nah, too weak. I'm full of polish dogs and Cheetos at the moment.
Got some half formed ideas on the Greek angle. Maybe "Feta Complee"
Next, the island spent all their treasury to sue Corning Glass to make them stop using the word "Pyrex." Looking for a pyrrhic victory.
Nah, I got nothing...
Saphocles?
What would the phonetic equivalent in English be of "Lesbos."?
Ellen DeGeneres
You're right Heid, this is a tough one, not a lot of easy Spoonerisms to be had.
Greek Fishers vs Fishy Greekers
Citizens on the island of Dildos are watching this case closely.
Not to mention a lot of guys named Richard.
Then again, maybe the Canadians are holding out on us.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo_Island