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Real Police Sign?

Postby Lianachan » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:57 pm

I really hope this is genuine.

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Re: Real Police Sign?

Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:15 pm

Sign is dumb. Coyotes are typically diurnal.
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Re: Real Police Sign?

Postby Lianachan » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:30 pm

Do they regularly put up signs saying "Free Bird Seed", or launch themselves from giant catapults? I recall seeing a documentary about the hunting process of one especially hungry coyote which suggested that such behaviour is pretty routine.
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Re: Real Police Sign?

Postby Мастер » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:38 pm

I have seen coyotes a number of times, including when I lived near the big park down the street from Llance. However, I have never seen them engaged in any of these behaviours.
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
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Re: Real Police Sign?

Postby g-one » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:45 pm

How about when they go over the edge, but just hang there, and then they fall, do you call the ambulance then?

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Re: Real Police Sign?

Postby Lance » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:50 pm

I can't believe that joke was lost on you guys. Youngsters!
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Re: Real Police Sign?

Postby Lianachan » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:14 pm

Err.... No. not lost on me at all. Just wondering if that was a genuine display of police humour.
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Re: Real Police Sign?

Postby Enzo » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:28 pm

It looks like the sort of sign the wife and I might hang around the home here... And then get a cease and desist visit from the manager.

If the wife and I see a sign like "Free Bird Seed", we look at each other, raise our fists, and say " Free Birdseed NOW."
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Re: Real Police Sign?

Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:10 pm

Free range chickens NOW!

Coyote detonating explosives or TNT


Leave it to cops to decide that TNT isn't an explosive.
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