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Sex News from Germany

Postby Lianachan » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:40 pm

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This keeps getting funnier the further into it you read.

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Also, sadly it’s not a true story
A-nis bidh fios aig daoine nuair a tha mi a 'mionnachadh aig dhaibh.
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Re: Sex News from Germany

Postby Enzo » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:30 pm

Traute, like the fish?

Maus, like the little rodent?
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Re: Sex News from Germany

Postby Lance » Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:34 am

I'll try! For free even.
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Re: Sex News from Germany

Postby Enzo » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:56 am

If I bring one home, the wife insists I have to feed and clean up after them, and she really never lets me.
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Re: Sex News from Germany

Postby Lance » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:17 pm

We saw one a while back somewhere. She was very tall and leggy, long blonde hair and an emerald green dress, very, VERY slender. She was slender to the point of almost appearing fragile but not so much as to look sickly. I asked Cyndi "can I play with that?" and she replied "so long as you don't break it."
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Re: Sex News from Germany

Postby Enzo » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:05 pm

My wife just says, "No."
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