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Lord love a duck

Postby g-one » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:32 pm

Someone from China posted this on a bike forum I frequent. Lucky charm or something to ward off rain perhaps?

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Re: Lord love a duck

Postby wring » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:19 am

It squeaks- I have one on my walker and use it as a horn. Mine, though, has a helmet with FLAMES on it - cause you know, I'm going so very fast!
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Re: Lord love a duck

Postby Enzo » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:34 am

C'mon dear, everyone knows you are half fast.
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Re: Lord love a duck

Postby wring » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:38 am

bite


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Re: Lord love a duck

Postby Lance » Wed May 13, 2020 4:09 pm

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Re: Lord love a duck

Postby Lance » Wed May 13, 2020 4:10 pm

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Re: Lord love a duck

Postby wring » Thu May 14, 2020 1:40 am

I know where MY ducks are.
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Re: Lord love a duck

Postby Lance » Thu May 14, 2020 4:17 pm

Forming a 5 pointed duck star?
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Re: Lord love a duck

Postby wring » Thu May 14, 2020 4:31 pm

No, a 2873 pointed one.
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Re: Lord love a duck

Postby Lance » Thu May 14, 2020 6:52 pm

Pictures or it didn't happen!
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Re: Lord love a duck

Postby Enzo » Thu May 14, 2020 8:11 pm

Trust me, it is a giant heap in the corner by the dining table.
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Re: Lord love a duck

Postby Lance » Fri May 15, 2020 3:10 pm

No, I was talking about the ducks.
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Re: Lord love a duck

Postby wring » Fri May 15, 2020 6:08 pm

:glp-1rof1:
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Re: Lord love a duck

Postby Enzo » Fri May 15, 2020 10:49 pm

Geez, they gang up on me wherever I go...
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