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Arguably the star of the film is German.

'orse.

Heroin Jakies 0 - 2 Rangers
They had two sent off for fuckery.

Played 140, won 68, drawn 26, lost 46.

Drink, feck, arse, girls.

Green for Gaza?

One up at the half due to an entirely deserved penalty against the Leith Soap Dodgers in the Cup quarters.

Fibula.

Oh good guess that man.

The 'Gers play tomorrow as well, we should win it is the Leith Soapdodgers. But good results in Europe are often followed by a hangover.

There was a discussion on BBC Asian Network* today about whether you can put ketchup on Indian food. The answer appears to be "sometimes" but not on ice cream, even if your uncle likes it. *the tunes are always cheerful, if your Hindi/Urdu is rudimentary they could be singing about their g...

It should be our national anthem, yeah, she's from Lunnin' init.
https://youtu.be/RFwiGetII9w?si=8Llt-Gw5s_jqUDhi

Plinth? Fahkin' 'orse.

It's a redundant plinth.

If you ever want to know the difference between "chase the egg" and fitba' scroll past the nonsense and just watch the clip of the ref telling off two players much larger than she is.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/68423080

FC Portudago 2 - 2 Rangers.

We could have won, we could have lost, but they got the softest, shittiest penalty ever given to a big team at home to a wee team.

Played 137, won 67, drawn 26, lost 44.

And then I turned back to the game and the fuckers equalised. Fuck me.

It's a redundant 'orse.

Oh fucking hell, we're trying to play fitba' that never goes well. And that was never a penalty, not even away in Europe to a trendier team. Would it surprise anyone that I got home, turned the tellybox on and they got their shitty, made up penalty? Bastards.

We're away to FC Portudago tonight, it could get ugly, in either sense. Either a beating or our patented anti-football away draw. Fortunately I'll miss the first half and know whether it is worth jumping in at half time.

Another quote, same film:
Supporting character:You used to be a big-track driver, ain't you got no pride?
Lead: I ran out of pride when I ran out of cars.

I would have to check with the Department of Redundancy Department.

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Is the first column "EU institutions" or the EU as a whole?

Chutney.

You do wonder whether the second trial was worth the expense.

886 is prime adjacent.