Illuminati-R-Us

On the other hand,
If this is terrible twos
How are the good times?

Greg Norman was the world's top golfer for a total of 331 weeks.

I'll prepare your H's.

^Always steals her flamingo's Santa cap.^

So how're your exam&papers doing, hippie?

FWIW, I find my online hugs quite substantial ***hugs ta***

You do

I wish he'd sleep in his own bed.

Why not? Don't they even call Cadbury's "chocolate"?

^Can't tell the turth from an outrageous lie.^

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Very.

So shall we consider the riddle solved? YouTube carries many scenes from the film, notably the last one , with the death of the hero while he is watching a brawl between his angel and some local brutto . All set to the climax point in the slow movement, Adagietto , of.... I find the force of this mu...

Oops, HD, counting upwards again? :D

That gives me the opportunity to turn the page in a big way:

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8)

Why would you want to bereave whole generations of kids of their snowman-building experience?

C'mon, arent't we a frakking mahvelous bunch o' guys'N'gals?

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When you are, a glum-looking middle manager hands you your pink slip and asks for the desk key.

I wish I had a day off call duty once in a while.

Oh what wonders a simple acetaminphen (aka paracetamol) suppository can work in a toddler. 8)

And how urgently a toddler can need one

Oh dear! And even that wasn't succesful.

Thank you Lance, but I already hoped it would be helpful when I posted that same quote as hint 4. didn't work out, really.

^Expert on artsy European films about ephebophile writers/composers^

I am devastated.

Maybe you try googling not the two quotes but the other hints I gave. Should amount to a dead giveaway, really.

Terrible Two, that's
What they say about this age.
Sometimes, they're soooo right.

What was the subject?