Illuminati-R-Us

Oh it gets worse, Afghan special forces were denied entry to the UK because that would make them liable to be called as witnesses in war crimes trials. So we hung them out to dry.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68332923

33 revs a minute: LP Cool J.

863? Prime as fuck. Well, prime as a hand job in a bus shelter.

Oh noes! He's thrown the count off!

860AD, a Rus fleet trashes the outskirts of Constantinople.

861 is primefree.

And verily it came to pass that the Perth Bellends were shagged properly bandy by a score of three to nil. Two late penalties that we didn't need but who am I to stand in the way of tradition?

Played 126, won 63, drawn 22, lost 41.

Rapping civil servants: Run DMV.

The A859 runs from southern Harris to Stornoway and has been driven by at least two of our number.

Sweaty fanny batter. That's UK fanny, not US fanny. Obvs.

Oh noes! Maybe the election wasn't kosher, in a manner of speaking.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-68302678

This all may be harder than it looks, nothing seems black and white if you actually think about it.

Aye, that's the way of it.

We have to shag St Johnstone bandy tomorrow. Proper vigorous tadgering and we're two points clear.

'orse?

True.

The main problem is if either is overinflated.

I had heard of the incident but didn't know the pilot's name.
*tips hat*

Nothing can possibly go wrong . . .

Wise words.

Klinsmann sacked again, for doing what he always does. It really shouldn't have surprised his bosses.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68303079

Lee Miller, model, photo journalist and all round sort. I have feeling I've posted her before but I've been drinking and can't be arsed checking.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Miller

Fahkin' India 326 - 5. Fahkin' big un.

Tits and arse!

Tits and arse?

Tits and arse.

It's a fahkin' labia.