Illuminati-R-Us

Fucking immigrants, they come over here . . .

A day late, but it was crosswinds all day at La Vuelta Femenina yesterday, always fun watching large (relatively) north Europeans malleting smaller Mediterranean types.

Beers for fears works best for me. I'm on red wine but since I did a massive ergs session earlier it is having little effect, damn this fitness lark. Enjoy the long weekend.

Aretha Frankfurter.

And it’s Swinney, time will tell whether Forbes was bought off or saw the writing on the wall.

Ochsenfurt.

Plinth or pedestal?

Bjork chop.

Yes to all that. In the interests of disclosure, I have met Swinney a couple of times and he seems like a decent guy but he isn't the future but probably the best of a bad lot. It is a poisoned chalice just now.

April 30th 1945, you can say what you like about Hitler, but he did kill Hitler.

I'm not sure there will be an election, there should be since we're now heading for a second FM since the last one. The choice looks to be between the "safe pair of hands" John Swinney and Kate Forbes, the bigot who lost last time. Neither fill me with enthusiasm and I suspect there is a p...

Dolly Parkin.

I suspect our count would be much better if I ignored the mens’ team and counted the womens’ team instead.

Smokey Bacon and the Miracle Whips.
Stevie Wonderbread.

Indeed, no stress at the end. None for me either, technically Rangers can still win the league, but we won't. Despair I can take, it's the hope I can't stand; so I refuse to consider it.

Knights of Saint Mirren 1 - 2 Rangers

Played 162, won 77, drawn 32, lost 53

The Almond Brothers

Some quality there.

I Canned Tuna Turnover.

Needing a clue here boss: set in Gdansk or just filmed there.

A ham.

907 AD, probably something Vikingy. Also: primety prime prime.

Queens of the Scone Age.

Quorn.

Rangers 2 - 0 Jambos, through to the Cup Final where we'll contrive to lose to Sellick.

Played 159, won 75, drawn 31, lost 53

I didn't realise things were as bad as they are, bankruptcy is looming large on the horizon.