Illuminati-R-Us

Would it be rude to ask what has gone wrong with Hertha?

Elephant Snake Bucket weekend again, it is a saturday evening game so my choices are: a: drink beforehand and watch the game in a drunken haze of profanity and unfocused hate; b: stay sober and watch the game through a haze of profanity and focused hate? We should have won 2 of our first 3 games bu...

Thanks MM, I had a feeling he wasn't Comrade Footwear at BAUT.

And I'll spell it any way I chose . . .

As troubleagain is skipping her trun, (Is she in rucksack?)

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I simply ignored most posts by some people.

You might have ignored Mactep, he used to call himself Kruschev's Other Shoe.

Unfortunately I didn't make it, some family stuff came up but it seems to have been a great night. 3 of the 4 original Skids with Mike Baillie of Big Country in the Adamson role. Apparently the audience was predominantly slightly overwieght, balding men in their 40s and 50s . . . Richard Jobson and ...

Surprisingly I have no one on "ignore" there, though I had to sign in to check.

compulsory

Football: Ross County FC.: supported since they were in the (amateur) Highland League, in the 1980's. They're now fighting for promotion to the premier league (top division in the country). Anything rather than more Dundonians. Queens will fade, they always do. Whoever is playing Inverness Caledoni...

A highlander? There goes the neighbourhood . . . :D

A man walks into a chemist's shop and says:
"Do you have deodorant?"
"Certainly, aerosol or ball?"
"Neither, its for my armpits . . ."

To explain: Arsenal Football Club were originally the works team for the Woolwich Arsenal which made guns etc. for the Royal Navy. They have long since moved to Highbury in north London.

Up the Arse;

Woolwich

I prefer a nice firm pear.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

Every family has their black sheep.

Been filmed several times, most recently a couple of years ago. Wilde died in 1900 so not set in WW2. :D

Yep, give me ten minutes and it will say anything I want . . . :D

I missed this, I liked The Knack but My Sherona got old very quickly.

I watched that up until the end of regulation then went to bed. It was a good game but not enough to keep me up on a school night. The US and Canada may struggle in Sochi for the same reason they did in Torino as it will be on the larger Olympic size rink rather than the NHL size. Remember the last ...

A film of an Oscar Wilde play.

Splendid result yesterday in the football, we need not mention saturday's rugby.

I'll reply to this when you explain your position regarding chinamen and yellow women.

I was probably being too obscure here, it was The Dambusters.

Let's try:

A handbag?

Well, honestly, I think an animal as intelligent as an orca *needs* the challenge of learning tricks to avoid the boredom of captivity. They call it "enrichment" and it's challenging even with an animal as small as my lovebird. But yeah, predator, prey, it's unfortunate, but it happens. I...

Indeed it can't. It is a British film from the 50s.