Illuminati-R-Us

USD5,000 or 60 days in pokey.

Perhaps not the best nickname for prison; my friend in the South refers to his local incarcerators as "The Georgia Department of Man-Boy Love".

I hesitate to ask, but do you have any connection to the Emerald Isle?

Just written a cheque to HMRC for inheritance tax on an estate due on an emphysema claim that wasn't made before the man died in 2005, the amount the estate received wasn't agreed until late last year and wasn't paid until this month. And I have to backdate the interest to the date of death . . . :r...

It is compulsory in the Uk, though I have never heard of anyone being prosecuted for not doing it.

The one day of the year I drink Black and Tans. :D

There didn't seem to be as much fuss this year as in the past, maybe bars have realised it isn't anything to do with us.

Sorry, that is not Numberwang.

Wow. I blame Marylin Manson and all that goth music youngsters listen to.

Waverley

steamer

elephant

Bucephalus

If this is getting too classical just pretend it is a knob joke.

Edit: spelling

Dear FSM, what do you say about me when I'm not here? :D

I remembered you saying that, but couldn't remember if it was here or elsewhere. You'll be one of those west highlanders then.

Welcome home son.

A song that lead to a protracted case and recently concluded appeal on ownership of the copyright. Drinks all round for the lawyers!

I first heard the song at a party when I was 16, I still like it a lot.

Alexander

Yes TA you qualify, as does sheep loving Enzo.

Edit: typo.

I'll open the diagonals -

Holborn

bar

Correct Arneb.

Blue Monster 65 wrote:Even Americans, native by birth?

You're of Scandewegian descent, that's close enough. :D

Ross County play some good fitba' and were unlucky against the Leith Soap Dodgers. Bettert luck in the replay Liananchan.

That is the plan.

Scotland, we'll take anyone . . . :D

Mactep wrote: Federal returns, yes, as in my naive misspent youth, I became a US citizen.

Come the revolution we'll give you Scots citizenship.

Sorry Arneb , I couldn't find the details. Ok, I went for sober and focused hate against the english; to be fair I also hate most of the Edinburgh based Scots fans. And crowds. And drunks. And cunts who turn up wearing Ireland tops: your pig-fucking team isn't playing and that ticket could have gone...

It is Arneb's beloved football team and they seem to be lurching towards relegation despite finishing high in the table last season; I just wondered if there was hope or if they were doomed.