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Postby Superluminal » Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:15 am

I nominate this guy for a Darwin Award.
Sad, really, cause these girls will have to live with it the rest of their lives.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:12 am

It would have been a much better story if he were killed by a real bigfoot :P
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Postby Enzo » Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:45 am

Trying to mate...
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Postby Lance » Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:30 pm

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Postby Superluminal » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:45 pm

Maybe he was running from a BF when he ran out into the road.
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Postby Enzo » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:22 am

Yeah, the BF whose BF wife he had been caught monkeying around with.
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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:04 am

I, too, feel bad for the girls.

Him? Not so much.
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Postby Superluminal » Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:26 am

Be interesting to see if BF sightings go down around the country when word gets around that its not safe to do such stupid things. But, I knew a guy from Fouke AR. ( of "Legend of Boggy Creek" fame.) who admitted that when he was a teenager, he and some buddy's of his ran around faking BF sightings. That is until one night they were shot at. They realized they could get killed doing things like that. But there are sighting till this day.
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Postby Lianachan » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:42 pm

I wonder if the driver(s) that hit him thought they'd actually ran over bigfoot until he was unmasked like the guy from the abandoned fairground at the end of Scooby-Doo cartoons.

Anyway, pesky kids and their dog or not, this guy didn't get away with it.

Just saw this story on a UK newspaper website. A comment from one reader simply said "sasquashed".
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Postby tubeswell » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:30 pm

Leadfoot got him before bigfoot did.
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Postby Lance » Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:35 pm

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Re: Bigfoot Hoaxer Killed

Postby Мастер » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:10 am

They apparently have some new evidence.

http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/11 ... st-012813/

Although with that photo, what other evidence is needed?
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Re: Bigfoot Hoaxer Killed

Postby tubeswell » Thu May 02, 2013 10:30 am

More than that evidently.
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Re: Bigfoot Hoaxer Killed

Postby Enzo » Fri May 03, 2013 12:57 am

Yeti nother loss to science.
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Re: Bigfoot Hoaxer Killed

Postby tubeswell » Fri May 03, 2013 7:49 am

An abominable loss.
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Re: Bigfoot Hoaxer Killed

Postby Enzo » Fri May 03, 2013 1:14 pm

Hair today, gone tomorrow.
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