Giant Squids off the coast of California?

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Giant Squids off the coast of California?

Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:20 pm

Is it true or am I imagining it?!?

http://www.ktvu.com/news/14782345/detail.html
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Postby Enzo » Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:57 pm

So far you have nothing to worry about. When the giant squids start coming down the Indiana Toll Road, THEN you can worry.
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Postby Мастер » Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:28 am

Enzo wrote:So far you have nothing to worry about. When the giant squids start coming down the Indiana Toll Road, THEN you can worry.


They'll never make it. Squids don't have money to pay the toll.
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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:36 am

Mactep wrote:
Enzo wrote:So far you have nothing to worry about. When the giant squids start coming down the Indiana Toll Road, THEN you can worry.


They'll never make it. Squids don't have money to pay the toll.


Ha! That's what they WANT you to think! They've got the money and they've got the Monster Trucks.

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Postby Enzo » Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:04 am

And they have the ink to sign new deals wherever they go.
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Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:10 pm

A man goes up to his mate and hands him an octopus, the mate says:
"That doesn't look very healthy."
"Yeah, its that sick squid I owe you . . ."
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Postby Мастер » Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:40 pm

To be read quickly #-o
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Postby Lance » Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:54 pm

lol, I get it.
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Postby Мастер » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:07 pm

Trying to be like Enzo, eh? :P
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Postby Enzo » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:13 am

Nah, Heid has 'is own style. My stuff is more juvenile.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:51 pm

Well i'm glad you guys think it's funny that i could b attacked at any moment by a giant squid.
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Postby Мастер » Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:09 pm

Maybe I'm mistaken about your coordinates, but I thought you were a few thousand miles from the coast of California . . .
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Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:35 pm

I thought everyone (apart from me) was safely inland and I'm about 7,000 miles away.
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:30 pm

Even I am a good hour or two away from the ocean. ::sigh::
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Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:45 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:I thought everyone (apart from me) was safely inland and I'm about 7,000 miles away.


Everyone who actively posts, anyway. Bill EE lives in San Diego, gillianren is on the shores of the Puget Sound, ktsebios gave their location as Los Angeles, and I thought Animal (or was it Hazzard?) was in the LA area as well. Oh, and the last I heard, Bill_Thompson was in Redmond, WA.
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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:00 pm

No one is safe as long as the Squids have credit cards and monster trucks. No one.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:33 pm

Even if I am thousands of miles away from the California coast it doesn't mean they can't reach me.....I hope they find BT...hehehehe
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Postby Мастер » Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:15 am

MM_Dandy wrote:
Heid the Ba' wrote:I thought everyone (apart from me) was safely inland and I'm about 7,000 miles away.


Everyone who actively posts, anyway. Bill EE lives in San Diego, gillianren is on the shores of the Puget Sound, ktsebios gave their location as Los Angeles, and I thought Animal (or was it Hazzard?) was in the LA area as well. Oh, and the last I heard, Bill_Thompson was in Redmond, WA.


Perhaps that's why we haven't heard from these people for a while . . .
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Postby Enzo » Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:46 am

Thompson is near the coast? Perhaps the squids are looking for their long lost brother.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:10 pm

I believe he was there for employment reasons. As I understand, those reasons no longer exist.
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Postby Lance » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:08 pm

I think he's back there as a contractor. So yeah, the squids COULD still get him.

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Postby troubleagain » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:35 pm

Monster squids with monster trucks and credit cards. I'ma have nightmare now.
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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:32 pm

I've also heard they have their own militia, but that's not a big deal in Michigan: every third person has one of those here.

Hell, it's about time me 'n' Enzo started our own!

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Postby Enzo » Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:50 am

OH at least let me finish my breakfast. I am having a Ruby Ridge... I mean Ruby Red grapefruit.
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