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Postby KLA2 » Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:30 am

SHOOT UP STEROIDS AND THEN CONNECT YOUR CAR BATTERY TO YOUR NIPPLES WITH JUMPER CABLES


Im sure thats the key to becoming a super soldier.

Oh, please. Who has not done this.

Better than a cup of coffee ... :roll: :lol:

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum ... 523656/pg1

About once every six months I take a peek at that board. I am never pleasantly surprised ... :(
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Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:18 pm

Ok...I've got the cables hooked up to the battery. But I just have one question, which nipple is negative and which is positive?
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Postby rmercure » Fri Jun 10, 2011 5:30 pm

Nipples are non-polarized, (unless you try those of certain ursines).
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Postby Enzo » Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:42 pm

COnsider your nipples. WHichever has the higher potential, that would be positive.

Just make sure to disconnect them when you turn over.


And don't over-crank.


At least it's a start.


etc...
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Postby KLA2 » Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:17 am

I see Enzo got his jump-start.

Six volts, at least. :P :lol:
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Postby Enzo » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:03 pm

I knew you'd get a charge out of that.
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