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Harmonized H20

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:01 pm
by Lianachan
Harmonized H2O wrote:There is growing recognition in the scientific community that the body is better described as a hologram than "matter".


A bewildering array of "frequency enhanced waters" which can be used in the treatment of many, many conditions. Make sure you get the right one!

This is how it works:

seems legit wrote:Harmonized Water contains several revolutionary breakthroughs to achieve success. It helps to balance tissue disharmonies by delivering beneficial radio frequencies to the cells using water as a carrier. The frequencies we use have been determined by a proprietary math formula that allows us to reverse engineer most substances to determine their actual vibrational rate. We then imprint these frequencies on water molecules by forming scalar waves (waves that pulse from rest). We can communicate to the cell with a language that is better recognized and more specific than the frequencies of commonly used remedies. Drinking Harmonized Water results in a modification of the "toxic filter" which allows healthy cellular activity to return. It provides harmony to a disorganized section of anatomy but it does not affect cells operating in harmony already. It can maximize healthy activity and reduce disharmonic vibrations in a variety of physiologic abnormalities in the body. For this reason, there are not any side effects.

We have had remarkable success since the inception of Harmonized Water. All of the results are guaranteed. Harmonized Water is not a medicine or a drug, it is a water that balances cellular disharmonies, and as a result, the body may heal itself.

Re: Harmonized H20

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:08 pm
by MM_Dandy
Sounds good so long as they don't reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. Or cross the beams. I mean, talk about disharmony.

Re: Harmonized H20

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 5:42 pm
by Lance
And people will fall for this shit.

Re: Harmonized H20

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:04 pm
by Enzo
Oh lord, NEVER cross the beams.


I think these people are out of date. A proper presentation should have the word quantum liberally strewed about. Even Deepak Chopra knows that.

Re: Harmonized H20

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:08 pm
by Arneb
Why? Oh why are you DOING this to me? :shock: :ut-sm:

Re: Harmonized H20

PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:29 pm
by Lianachan
Yes, I thought you'd appreciate it.

:D

Re: Harmonized H20

PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:18 am
by Lance
So, Arneb, what frequency of harmonized water do you recommend for my spleen?

Re: Harmonized H20

PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:37 am
by Enzo
CAreful, you know frequency comes in hertz. You sure you want your spleen hertz?

Why? Oh why are you DOING this to me


beats me...

Re: Harmonized H20

PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:27 am
by Lance
:glp-1doh1: