Illuminati-R-Us

YAY!!! There is a new pope, now we can get that off the 24/7 news cycle and get back to news of people blowing one another up around the globe.

I have to admit I was alittle disappointed when I heard it was Pope Francis. My first reaction was to recall Francis the Talking Mule. WHich made me think Pope Ed would have been more fun.

A pope is a pope, we hope, we hope
And no one can talk to a pope, you dope
That is, we hope, unless the pope is the fabulous Pope Ed.

Wow, I had no idea there had been three popes called "Episode" already.

OH well, you see, the first Pope Episode was Episode IV, the next two will be V and VI. Only then will we go back and have Popes Episode I, II, and III. Aye-yi-yi.

I missed the pun in the thread title completely. Your explanation made me realise what it was probably referring to, which was then confirmed at the U. of Google.

I keep flashing to Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure ... "Fran-siss"



And yes, the witch doctors have spoken, electing the witchiest of them all. Sheesh!

Enzo wrote:A pope is a pope, we hope, we hope
And no one can talk to a pope, you dope
That is, we hope, unless the pope is the fabulous Pope Ed.

OMFG!

You, sir, have surpassed yourself by FAR!

Long live Pope Ed.

Aw Geee, WIlbur. Say three Hail Marys and bring me some oats.

Mr Ed was a gelding, so celibacy ought not be a problem.

Over here, all of the talk is about how 80's gameshow host Jim Bowen appears to be the new pope.

And now if the acolytes would open the curtain, we can begin the bonus round.


I'll take "Cherubim for $200" Alex...

And now the absolution to the problem...

They'd never open the curtains ...

Let's see what you could have won . . . it's a speedboat!

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...

or the man behind the beard.

Or the harpy sitting across from him.

Wayaminit ... Enzo is a wizard? Of Oz? Or Potter?

MISTER Wizard to you.


(with apologies to Don Herbert)

I am NOT your boy Sherman.

DON'T even go there ...

hey- you're woefully behind on Enzo items

What are you people doing up in the middle of the day?

lounging

I friend of mine was delighted with a headline he saw: Pope Hailed. It was the word it's an anagram of that he found to be wonderfully appropriate.

Pope He Laid?

paedophile