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by **St. Jimmy** » Fri May 12, 2006 11:24 pm

This is a song I wrote to the tune of Billy Joel's, We Didn't Start the Fire. The lyrics in my song are for events and people from 1989 till present. Anyways here it is:

('89)
The Simpsons, crack cocaine, Marilyn Manson,
Fall of the Berlin wall, Nirvana, Dilbert, Gun Control,
('90)
Edward Scissorhands, Fresh Prince, arson in “Happy Land”,
Roald Dahl, Jim Henson and Stevie Ray say good-bye to all,
('91)
John Heinz is no more, Super Nintendo, Gulf War,
Magic has HIV, Highway of Death, Mercury is a memory,
('92)
Blink-182 start to sing, Bush gets sick, Rodney King,
Mae Jemison, Tyson, Kentucky vs. Wasson,

CHORUS:
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
('93)
Bill Clinton’s president, Audrey Hepburn came and went,
Jay Leno, Great Blizzard, bombings, Janet Reno,
('94)
0for 4 curse strikes again, we’ll all miss Kurt Cobain,
“If it doesn’t fit we must acquit”, Lion King is a hit,
('95)
Polykov sets a record, Immigration policies are bettered,
Eazy-E dies from AIDS, Oklahoma City needs some maids,
('96)
Dallas Cowboys win a third, Oh no, another blizzard,
Dolly is the first cloned sheep, Tupac’s dead so people weep,

CHORUS
('97)
Mister Rogers gets a star, Ennis Cosby shot from afar,
Seizures caused by Pokemon, Princess Diana’s gone,
('98 )
Satellite Kwangmyongsong, Bill Clinton did very wrong,
Drexlar’s baby killed at birth, John Glenn returns to Earth,
('99)
Columbine High school massacre, Star Wars fans are back for more
Kevorkian goes on trial, Can you do it matrix style?
(2000)
PS2 is finally out, X-Men rocked without a doubt,
Homestar Runner goes online, No Y2K, it’s party time!

CHORUS
('01)
Runescape Classic rules the net, Bush is our new president,
Earnhart dies helping son, we’ll remember 9/11
('02)
Pretzels are not for Bush, Tyson is boxed to mush,
Marc Hall, Hannsen, Angels win in baseball,
('03)
1, 2, 3 Strikes you’re out, Mosley win the bout,
North American blackout, I just want to scream and shout!

CHORUS
('04)
Asian bird flu, The L-Word, Annette Lu,
Ashley Simpson cannot sing, Duran Duran is back again,
('05)
Bush had a close call, we’ll miss you Pope John Paul,
Armstrong wins number seven, Troiano goes to heaven,
('06)
We say good-bye to Buck Owens, M.I.3 is now showin’,
That 70’s Show is going away, what else do I have to say!?!?!?

CHORUS

by **Ronoh55** » Tue May 30, 2006 6:06 pm

very good job...I might have to find my version and post it...

by **Gullible Jones** » Tue May 30, 2006 8:45 pm

Hopefully not to be sung in Billy Joel's super-high-pothead-happy major key arrangement... :lol:

by **Ronoh55** » Wed May 31, 2006 12:42 am

dont worry...if i find mine you will see it fits the song a bit better i think
(but then again i made it a year ago so maybe im remembering wrong...damn i got to find it)

by **hippietrekx** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:23 am

Um... I can't hear it in my head, so I don't know if I like it...

I need to listen to more music...

--hippie

by **teri tait** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:03 am

Two thumbs up!!

by **St. Jimmy** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:29 pm

You guys just noticed that this was here? it's been posted up for like 2-3weeks. :shock:

by **Ronoh55** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:17 am

no...they just didnt realize the importance untill i came back and commented...thats the power i have here(yeah right)

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:41 am

St. Jimmy wrote:You guys just noticed that this was here? it's been posted up for like 2-3weeks.

If it doesn't have something to do wtih your hair or your teeth, do I ever notice?

--hippie

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:48 am

Jimmy, can you please explain why South Park did not make the list?

by **teri tait** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:58 am

Whoa, now Ronoh is a dragon too? You guys are taking over!!! :shock:

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:00 am

teri tait wrote:Whoa, now Ronoh is a dragon too? You guys are taking over!!!

Not officially, I have yet to transform him, I must first make sure he is adequate enough for dragon-hood.

by **Doe, John** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:44 pm

That's not a dragon, it's a wyvern. One that looks awfully familiar to me.

then again, all wyverns look alike.
:D
edited to add picture taken by me at the Holter Museum of Art in Helena, MT.

by **Dragon Star** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:08 am

Your misjudging, he is not a Wyvern, as he can breathe fire...he happens to be European Dragon thank you, that is as soon as I give him is duties.

by **St. Jimmy** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:50 am

Dragon Star wrote:Jimmy, can you please explain why South Park did not make the list?

It was a school project is why I had to do it, and my history teacher wouldn't let me put South park in it.... :(

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:55 am

St. Jimmy wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:Jimmy, can you please explain why South Park did not make the list?

It was a school project is why I had to do it, and my history teacher wouldn't let me put South park in it.... :(

Aww..that's dumb. Good to know you would have though. :D

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