Pearl Harbor
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Pearl Harbor
by Heid the Ba » Wed Dec 07, 2022 5:20 pm
So I had this friend Enzo, who had a friend who is half black and half Japanese, and every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey.
Get it up ye.
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Re: Pearl Harbor
by Arneb » Wed Dec 07, 2022 6:27 pm
(obviously)Heid and Enzo, everyone. (obviously)
They'll be here all week (sadly, no)
Try the veal (obviously)
Here, very obviously, is to you, our lost but unforgotten friend!
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Re: Pearl Harbor
by g-one » Wed Dec 07, 2022 6:48 pm
Cheers.
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Re: Pearl Harbor
by tubeswell » Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:40 pm
Every year
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Re: Pearl Harbor
by St. Jimmy » Wed Dec 07, 2022 8:42 pm
If an afterlife exists, you know he's up there telling this joke about 1,941 times today.
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Re: Pearl Harbor
by g-one » Thu Dec 08, 2022 2:14 am
I think someone earlier said something about not quite getting the joke, and I confess I wasn't so clear on it either until he explained.
For his generation, Pearl Bailey was a huge name that everyone knew. On the MEF forum, he said
"Yes, that is my ALL TIME favorite joke. But alas, the Pearl Bailey reference is lost on today's youth. She was a huge star in her day."
He also went on to say (in 2010) "Holy crap, I just thought about it. I have been telling that joke for over 50 years now."
For his generation, Pearl Bailey was a huge name that everyone knew. On the MEF forum, he said
"Yes, that is my ALL TIME favorite joke. But alas, the Pearl Bailey reference is lost on today's youth. She was a huge star in her day."
He also went on to say (in 2010) "Holy crap, I just thought about it. I have been telling that joke for over 50 years now."
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Re: Pearl Harbor
by Lance » Mon Jan 02, 2023 6:55 pm
HA! This just happened in real life...
I had a few people over for New Year's Eve and at one point, the conversation turned to racial blending. Not sure how it got there, but at one point one guy mentioned in all seriousness, once knowing someone that was half black and half Japanese. It was not a lead in to the joke. It was an actual person that he used to know. As he concluded his statement, I didn't miss a beat throwing out the punchline. Hilarity ensued!
I had a few people over for New Year's Eve and at one point, the conversation turned to racial blending. Not sure how it got there, but at one point one guy mentioned in all seriousness, once knowing someone that was half black and half Japanese. It was not a lead in to the joke. It was an actual person that he used to know. As he concluded his statement, I didn't miss a beat throwing out the punchline. Hilarity ensued!
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Re: Pearl Harbor
by wring » Mon Jan 02, 2023 7:25 pm
good for you! I actually at one point had a boss and was married to a woman who was half black and half Japanese...
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Re: Pearl Harbor
by Lance » Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:15 pm
wring wrote:good for you! I actually at one point had a boss and was married to a woman who was half black and half Japanese...
And every December 7th she attacked Clarence Harbor??
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Re: Pearl Harbor
by wring » Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:13 pm
I deny being anywhere near.
and as I typed the above referenced post, I can't remember ever telling Enzo that the boss's wife was half black and half Japanese.
and as I typed the above referenced post, I can't remember ever telling Enzo that the boss's wife was half black and half Japanese.
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