Did that really say "a hill"?
The Gulf Daily News wrote:
Teenager marries hill to save mother from curse
A teenage boy in a tribal village in eastern India wed a hill in order to appease its goddess and remove a curse placed on his mother, a report said yesterday.
The boy, Robin, married a hill named Lakshmi after the goddess of prosperity in the presence of a large number of witnesses in Jharkand state, the Hindustan Times reported.
The boy's mother, who had fallen and hurt herself while trying to climb the hill, believed the goddess was unhappy with her. She started to pray to Lakshmi and after three months the deity visited her in a dream.
"The hill goddess asked me to get my son married with her. The marriage will help in getting rid of her curse," said Keswar Devi, of Bordih village, 170km from state capital Ranchi. "I requested my son and he agreed to the marriage."
On Tuesday, Robin wore a bridegroom's outfit and set out on foot with a festive party from his village to the hill three kilometers away. The 400 villagers washed the hill with water and Robin placed a garland at the top. After the priest performed the wedding rituals, a reception was thrown by the groom's family. "I have accepted the hill as my wife," said Robin. "I have no remorse."
What is this world coming to? This is the 21st century, fer cryin' out loud.
