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Postby Мастер » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:26 pm

So where can I get a copy?
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Postby Enzo » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:09 am

Probably You Tube by now.


SOmeone from the organization was defending... "well, the document has been revised several times since the copy posted."
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Postby Мастер » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:11 am

http://www.rebelmodel.com/tsa/SOP_NO_SSI.pdf
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Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:33 am

Glancing through the definitions I came accross these gems:

Selectee - a person selected for selectee screening . . .

Selectee Screening - A special screening requirement for individuals designated as selectees.

And way too many TLAs.
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Postby Мастер » Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:29 pm

Note that the blacked-out parts of the document can be recovered - for example, cut and paste the text into a word processor.
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Postby Enzo » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:47 am

I suppose there is a sort of tautological elegance to the selectee being the one selected to be the selectee.
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Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:37 am

I was hoping there would be

Selecter - the designated person to select selectees.
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Postby Lance » Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:21 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:I was hoping there would be

Selecter - the designated person to select selectees.

Wouldn't it be:

Selecter - the person selected to select selectees.
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Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:18 pm

Yes, that is much better. :D
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Postby Arneb » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:39 pm

So, he would have been selected as a selectee to select selectees?
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Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:54 pm

The people responsible for the selecting have been selected.
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Postby Lance » Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:01 pm

Arneb wrote:So, he would have been selected as a selectee to select selectees?

He would have been selected as the selecter to select selectees.

The selected selectee is selected by the selected selecter, who has been selected selecter so he can select selectees.

Boy, how could you get that SO wrong?
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Postby Enzo » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:23 am

I think that role is played by Tom Selleck in the movie.

In fact I used to have a shirt with his face on it.

yes, of course, a Selleck Tee.
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