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Arizona "recount"

Postby Enzo » Mon May 10, 2021 4:30 am

So this group of idiots has begun to recount, or in their word audit, the election returns. They are examining ballots and recounting them, oh and much more.

The local government just handed over truckloads of voted ballots for them to peruse. The law says the ballots must be in the custody of the secy of state at all times, but not today... And so things will be "transparent", the only prss allowed in are one of the right wing cable "news" people.

The guy running this zoo said in interview, they are looking at the ballots closely with UV lights, looking to find if the paper contains any bamboo. Bamboo? Yes, it seems they shipped over 40,000 extra ballots from China, so um naturally they would contain bamboo...

SO far no one has mentioned it, but seems to me if 40,000 extra fake ballots were stuffed into the mix, there would be 40,000 more ballots than there were people who voted. Unless the Chinese also managed to get 40,00 extra fake registrations on the books.

The people counting have blue pens, which the ballot machines can see, they should be using red pens. SO nothing stops them from changing or spoiling ballots as they go.

They are looking for creases in ballots. Apparently this would mean it was a mailed in ballot, which we all know would be fraudulent.
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Re: Arizona "recount"

Postby Lianachan » Mon May 10, 2021 6:13 am

I’ll give them this, Arizona Recount is a good band name.
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Re: Arizona "recount"

Postby Мастер » Mon May 10, 2021 9:59 am

I love Arizona ice tea. It comes from New York though.
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Re: Arizona "recount"

Postby Enzo » Mon May 10, 2021 10:44 pm

Arizona Recount does make a good band name.

Around her, when they clean the floors of a building, they set out yellow safety cones saying Wet Floor. But sine everything is bi-lingual now, it also says Piso Mojado. I thought that would be a great band name

Apparently some other band already had the idea.
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Re: Arizona "recount"

Postby Мастер » Mon May 10, 2021 11:13 pm

Enzo wrote:Arizona Recount does make a good band name.

Around her, when they clean the floors of a building, they set out yellow safety cones saying Wet Floor. But sine everything is bi-lingual now, it also says Piso Mojado. I thought that would be a great band name

Apparently some other band already had the idea.


Lots of things are quad-lingual here, but only two of the languages use the same writing system.

I thought "Bahaya" would be good (it means "danger"), but it also appears to be taken.
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Re: Arizona "recount"

Postby g-one » Tue May 11, 2021 6:48 pm

Now that the ballots have been in the hands of these people, they can never be seen as 'guaranteed legit' again.
So anything they come up with can't really be disproven. And their CEO is a 'stop the steal' guy.
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Re: Arizona "recount"

Postby MM_Dandy » Wed May 12, 2021 2:15 pm

From what I understand, they pretty much immediately violated the protocols under which they were given access, but very little is being done about it.
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Re: Arizona "recount"

Postby Enzo » Wed May 12, 2021 8:29 pm

Well, DOJ in Washington is getting involved.
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