Illuminati-R-Us

According to my favourite paper, "fuck" has overtaken "bloody" as the most-used swear-word in Great Britain. Yes, really.

"What does that say about the state of British society?", the commentator asks, anxiously.

It must be wonderful to live in world where that is actually a problem.

Everything is great over here on Normal Island, so people don’t have anything to complain or worry about.

Ah... here at the home we just got a new manager in the office. She has not heard all our BS like the previous manager had.

SO a couple days ago I walked into the office and said, "I'd like to file a complaint." She looked up prepared to hear me out. And I said "But I'm pretty happy and have nothing to complain about."

Fresh meat for Enzo!